Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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