Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think your dad took our porno
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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