I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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