fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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