i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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