i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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