This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You may now shotgun with the bride
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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