I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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