Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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