you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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