Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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