Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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