I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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