I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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