its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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