Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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