I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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