I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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