you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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