just come out here and I will go home with you...
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I had to cum in my sink.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
