What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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