you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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