I'll bet she douches with gravy.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
