now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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