Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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