This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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