Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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