Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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