My brain says no but my pants say off.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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