adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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