You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I see more hoeing in ur future
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