we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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