READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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