why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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