You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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