I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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