i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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