What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
