Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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