were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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