Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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