i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
