Your tits are I can't wait for
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Randomize
