The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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