HIV tests are more positive than that guy
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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