how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Dignity is for republicans.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
