Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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