The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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