You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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