and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I looked at my own cervix.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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