Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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