have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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