i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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