His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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