Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I am puke
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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