Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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